Oh, what a morning for everyone's favorite little crackwhore! Lindsay Lohan reported to the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning to defend her "innocence." In case you've been living under a rock... or... well... really celebrating the absolute shit out of the 4th, Lilo has been accused of missing several of her court-ordered alcohol education classes, and her SCRAM bracelet alerted authorities to the presense of alcohol last month. She very well could go to jail TODAY!
Evidence has already been presented, and Lilo is currently in a conference room with her lawyer.
In related news, Danny DeVito showed up at the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning to report for jury duty. He was very surprised to encounter approximately 80 photographers upon his arrival. Haha! And you just know he didn't show up looking or feeling his best this morning.