Saturday, July 10, 2010

I think Ke$ha said it best: "I Like Your beard!"

After being photographed all over town the past two weeks, it’s become apparent that the new, hot Hollywood couple is Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough. Yeah, yeah… I’m reeeaaal sure. I bet they do all those typical boyfriend/girlfriend things like: going to the tanning bed, getting highlights, giving each other pedicures, waxing their legs, talking on the phone ‘til 2, listening to Lady Gaga, watching “Desperate Housewives”… Honestly, the possibilities are endless. I just hope Julianne is a good top. Rumor has it that Ms. Seacrest is a very demanding lover... as in he demands anywhere from 6 to 8 inches.

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