Friday, July 23, 2010
Harry Potter Drinks The Goblet of Fire!
You know, somehow it warms the cockles of my cold, little heart to know that childhood idol, Harry Potter, is somewhere in the world getting absolutely shit-canned right now!
Guess who turned 21 today!?! That's right... it's wand wielding sorcerer, Daniel Radcliffe! Happy Birthday, Harry!
Please, please, please... Someone... Anyone... Please, take a Sharpie and draw a lightning bolt on his forehead after he passes out!
And maybe, if there's time, write "Ron Weasley's penis wuz here!" on his cheek. Fucking Classic!