Friday, July 9, 2010

Big Trouble in Little China!!!

After shaking her ass off at a Lady Gaga concert with Donald Trump, Kate Gosselin took her whole slanty-eyed crew down to Chinatown. What were you shopping for, Kate? More Asians? Or were you looking to put those 8 little freeloaders to work? Hey, I'm not judging. Rice is expensive! That's 16 hands that could be sewing fake Gucci bags down in Chinatown!

In related news, it's reported that Donald Trump is trying to woo Kate into being on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." But that wasn't really all that funny, so I thought I'd make fun of a group of defenseless Asian children instead.

1 comment:

  1. I'm jealous of your hilarity. Very funny stuff, "more asians" can't stop laughing!