This is my favorite photo from yesterday!!!

Danny DeVito arrived at the Beverly Hills Courthouse yesterday morning and was instantly bombarded by paparazzi. He was repeatedly asked, “What is your relationship to Lindsay? Are you testifying today?” I don’t think Danny DeVito even knew Lilo’s bail hearing was going on that day! Does he even know who Lindsay Lohan is? In fact, I’m pretty sure Mr. DeVito had no idea what the hell was going on. He was simply appearing because he’d been called for jury duty.

That’s freakin' amazing! First, Danny DeVito is so famous he could’ve very easily gotten out of jury duty, but he chose to serve anyway. Second, Frank Reynolds on a jury? I love every image and scenario that puts in my head. I would gladly kill someone… or steal a few chachkis from Orlando Bloom’s house… you know, whatever I need to do… just to have Danny DeVito on my jury.

Wuh oh! Lilo in the arms of the law!!!

It's not looking good for Lilo today! She's been accused of violating her Alcohol Ed. Classes on 9 different occasions! Witnesses from The Right On Center referred to her as "disrespectful and filled with excuses." The Judge has refused to hear from Michael Lohan and has asked him to leave. I wonder how Danny DeVito's day of jury duty is going?

SCRAM, Lilo, SCRAM!

Oh, what a morning for everyone's favorite little crackwhore! Lindsay Lohan reported to the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning to defend her "innocence." In case you've been living under a rock... or... well... really celebrating the absolute shit out of the 4th, Lilo has been accused of missing several of her court-ordered alcohol education classes, and her SCRAM bracelet alerted authorities to the presense of alcohol last month. She very well could go to jail TODAY!

Evidence has already been presented, and Lilo is currently in a conference room with her lawyer.

In related news, Danny DeVito showed up at the Beverly Hills Courthouse this morning to report for jury duty. He was very surprised to encounter approximately 80 photographers upon his arrival. Haha! And you just know he didn't show up looking or feeling his best this morning.