Friday, July 9, 2010

Justin Bieber: Ambassador of Peace?

Fans of a site called want to send Justin Bieber to North Korea!

Faxo webmasters created a fake contest in which guests could choose which country Justin Bieber visits next on his "My World" Tour; and the country chosen was overwhelmingly North Korea!

Haha! Considering citizens of the communist nation are strictly denied internet access, one can safely determine that it was Americans who were so anxious to get rid of our little Biebs. Haha!

However, Bieber is not booking his flight on Expedia just yet. A spokesperson for Bieber replied to inquiries by saying, "It was a spoof site. This is not a legitimate contest." Justin Bieber upon hearing the news also replied by saying, "Baby, baby, baby, oooooh."

But what if it were true? If anyone could charm the pants off of Kim Jong-il, it's the Biebs! He could be the first successful Ambassador of Peace between the U.S. and North Korea. C'mon, that "Somebody to Love" song is awfully catchy! And if anything is going to inspire world peace...

Can't you just imagine it? After the Bieber Fever takes effect, a bunch of little Koreans with their hair brushed forward singing, "Somebody to Ruv." World peace, I tell you, world peace!

And if he won't go, I say we get one of those look-alike lesbians from! Those squinty-eyed Commies will never know the difference.

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