Sunday, July 11, 2010

What's Coming Out of Celine Dion's Vagina Now?

Last week, Celine Dion announced that she is having twin boys. Uh oh, Celine. No more skin-tight leather pants for you! But that’s probably a good thing. Seriously, how do you not get a yeast infection in those things? Leather doesn’t exactly breathe, you know.

So, if any of you visit your local Wal-mart this weekend, go ahead and pick up a package of super-absorbent diapers for our little songstress. She’s going to need them for those two little bundles of joy… well, for them… and her 1,000-year-old husband, Rene Angeli.

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