George Michael, "Faith" artist and confirmed cocksucker, was arrested after he slammed his Range Rover into the front of a London store on Sunday morning. He was not given a breathalyzer at the scene but was taken back to the station where he was arrested for being unfit to drive.
Now, I realize he has a history of this sort of thing... 2007, he was arrested for DUI and again, last year... but this was the front of a building!!! You can't even tell me that roadhead wasn't somehow involved!
Wow, George! You've come a long way since the days of "Wake me up before you go-go." Wonder what Andrew Ridgeley is up to?