Friday, July 23, 2010
A Little Blasphemy? Sure! But Even I Won't Fuck With The "Star Wars" Enthusiasts!
It's Day 2 of Comic-Con in San Diego! In other words, San Diego has more virgins within its borders than the entire state of Utah right now. But members of The Westboro Baptist Church still feel a need to protest the annual SciFi gathering.
Fred Phelps and his clan of fag-haters showed up at the convention yesterday yielding signs that read, "God Hates You!... God Hates Fags!... God Hates Idol Worship!"... yadda, yadda, yadda. However, they were met by Trekkies, Wookies, Droids, Superheroes, Stormtroopers carrying signs that read, "Comic-Con is Love!... God Hates Trekkies... Fags Are Sexy!" The Syfy enthusiasts were also chanting, "What do we want? Gay sex! When do we want it? Now!"
Ahahahahaha! A counter-protest by Stormtroopers and Superheroes? Now, that's freakin' hysterical!
I've said this repeatedly. I will talk shit about a lot of people... Jews, Mormons, midgets, queers, Republicans, Scientologists... but even I won't fuck with the "Star Wars" enthusiasts! Those people are committed!
In case anyone would like to personally chat with Mr. Phelps or any of his followers, here are a few numbers...
(785) 273-0325 – Fred W. Phelps Sr., cell phone
(785) 272-4135 – Fred Phelps, Jr.
(785) 273-0529 – Benjamin Phelps
(785) 273-0277 & (785) 273-1080 – Shirley Roper
(785) 272-8559 – Charles Hockenbarger
(785) 232-2485 – Fax for Charles Hockenbarger
(785) 233-4162 – Phelps Family Law Office
(785) 233-0766 – Fax for Phelps Family Law Office
(785) 969-9017 – Steve Drain
I believe a few of them are out of service. But they are legit, and most of them are still in service.
Somebody please call Fred Phelps and ask for "Amanda... Amanda Hugginkiss." Ahahahahaha! You can never go wrong with the classics.