Uh Oh, someone call Regina George! It looks like we have another entry for The Burn Book! Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days to an in-patient rehabilitation center. I know, I know... I shouldn't be this fascinated by something this goddamn stupid, but I am! I somehow feel grounded by celebrities who are more of a hot mess than I. I only wish she would have been sentenced to community service. That way maybe... maybe, we, as the American public, could have finally gotten that long-awaited sequel to "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen."