Showing posts with label Celine Dion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celine Dion. Show all posts

Sunday, July 11, 2010

What's Coming Out of Celine Dion's Vagina Now?


Last week, Celine Dion announced that she is having twin boys. Uh oh, Celine. No more skin-tight leather pants for you! But that’s probably a good thing. Seriously, how do you not get a yeast infection in those things? Leather doesn’t exactly breathe, you know.

So, if any of you visit your local Wal-mart this weekend, go ahead and pick up a package of super-absorbent diapers for our little songstress. She’s going to need them for those two little bundles of joy… well, for them… and her 1,000-year-old husband, Rene Angeli.