Obama Finally Addresses The Nation's Most Annoying Public Nuisance... Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

Guess who's dropping by to chat it up with the ladies from "The View"? Well, isn't it obvious? It's our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama.

Although several have made appearances on late night television, Obama will go down in history as the first sitting president to have ever appeared on a daytime talk show. Good get, Barbwa!

He will be appearing on Thursday's episode... probably in between a 10-year-old tight rope walker and a man who makes flower arrangements from fruit. Barbwa will also be in attendance, her first since her heart surgery in May.

He plans on discussing the oil spill in the Gulf and what's really being done about our struggling economy.

Oooooh... I bet Hasselbeck is simply twitching in anticipation!

How fabulous would it be to see a split-screen argument between Obama and Hasselbeck, much like that of the Rosie vs. Elisabeth split-screen.

This truly could be our opportunity to get rid of her! Barbwa's not going to put up with a "Survivor" contestant disrespecting our nation's leader. Well... maybe if she had won... but she didn't even win, for Christ's sake!

I hope that whore isn't all well-behaved and quiet like she is when Michelle co-hosts. I want to see a smack-down... which ultimately results in Hasselbeck's termination, of course... but I definitely need an Obama/Hasselbeck smack-down in my life!

Uuurrrgh! As much as I hate "The View," I guess I have to watch. Or maybe, I'll just catch the highlights with Joel McHale on "Talk Soup" later that evening. Nah, even if there's no actual smack-down (sigh), I have to experience the uncomfortable tension for myself. I have to watch as Hasselbeck struggles to hold her tongue while Barbwa leers from across the table.

How much you want to bet that Whoopi asks the Prez something about medicinal marijuana? Then, they'll exchange that look that only black people can do. Just sayin'...

Whoopi Goldberg had to get stoned in order to put up with Hasselbeck's bag of bullshit yesterday!

Ok, ok, so that's not exactly what happened. But Whoopi Goldberg did show up to "The View" yesterday stoned off her bazombas.

Well, C'mon, what do you expect from someone who has been sporting dreads for the past 30 years!?!

Whoopi apparently doesn't like to fly and admitted to still feeling the effects of her sedatives.

Yeeeaaaahhh and Paula Abdul slurs her words due to her allergy medication.

Who do you think you're fooling, Sister Mary Clarence? I watch "Weeds." I know what's up! Once it requires a roach clip or a bong, I don't think you can technically call it a "sedative."

Personally, I enjoyed it. I think all of the ladies should show up toked out of their minds a few days a week. Perhaps, I could stand to listen to Hasselbeck's bag of bullshit if she slurred a little more.

The show would go from sounding like a pen full of chickens bickering back and forth to, "Whooooaaaa, man, that's deep. Wait! What?" I imagine a more politically motivated "Beavis & Butthead" of sorts.

Hasselbeck would narc. Joy would get all paranoid. And Sherri would find snacks... Somehow, she would get snacks.

I would watch that show EVERY DAY!

Here, take a look, and see what you think...

Mel Gibson won't be sharing his "View" with us anytime soon!

Ever since the release of the controversial recordings, Mel Gibson has been attempting to win back America's love. He's trying to get himself booked on any talk show that will have him in order to explain his side of the story. Yeah, good luck with that, Braveheart!

Joy Behar, host of "The Joy Behar Show" and co-host of "The View," told The Insider that, in spite of Whoopi Goldberg's "he's not really 'racist' racist" defense, Mel Gibson will not be welcomed to join the ladies on the couch anytime soon. She explains that Barbwa is a card-carrying Jew and is extremely offended by his remarks. She refuses to let him use her show to rebuild his reputation.

Joy also went on to say that she was surprised by Whoopi's defense of Mel. "But that's her position, and that's why it's called The View."

I wonder if he'll be appearing on "The Joy Behar Show"?

I've already advised Mel on the situation. I told him, "Mel"... I call him Mel... "Mel, all you have to do is get on TV and cry to a Michael Jackson song. Yeah, take the Chris Brown approach. You'll probably even be nominated for a BET Award. You just might want to avoid the 'N' word during your acceptance speech."