My God, he’s hot! He’s so hot that it almost makes me willing to sit through one of those retarded vampire movies. You know, those movies in which everyone can find their way to the gym but not to an acting class. And what’s with all the body glitter? Nah, I can’t do it! He AND Taylor Lautner would have to go full pickle before I’d sit through that movie! Full pickle AND kiss... Final Offer!