Monday, June 14, 2010

Perez Hilton is a Moron!

"Uh Oh, Lucy. You got some splainin' to do!" Perez Hilton, once again displaying his journalistic integrity, posted an uncensored photo of Miley Cyrus sans panties over the weekend. First of all, in this day and age it’s downright stupid for any celebrity to leave the house without her bloomers; but that’s not even the craziest part of this story… MILEY CYRUS IS ONLY 17!!! Perez is expected to be brought up on charges for distribution of child pornography later this week. I expect his defense to go something like this: “Your honor, don’t we all confuse the vaginas of Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana? I could have sworn that I saw blonde hair, and didn’t Miss Montana just turn 18?” To which Miss Cyrus will reply, “Yippie Yi KY! Yeeeeaaaahhhh, it’s a party in the USA!” Oh Perez, just buy Billy Ray a new pick-up with a nice gun rack, and all should be settled. I predict by next week Perez will be in trouble for posting pics of Justin Bieber’s lady parts.

UPDATE: Perez posted a video on his blog denying the whole thing... which we all know is total crap. Just because he deleted it, doesn't mean we didn't all see it! However, the pic was a result of photoshop magic. And since the photo was a fake, the chance of charges being brought about is not likely. However, ABC did temporarily pull its advertising dollars from his blog as a result, and other sponsors are expected to follow suit.

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