Do you know who has more bejeweled tank tops than Miley Cyrus? Why, it's Sweatin' to the Oldies, fitness guru, Richard Simmons! And he is turning 62 today. Christ, that's like 300 in gay years!
Happy Birthday, Richard! Fat, white women can always count on 2 things in this world: 1.) You will always be there to support them and help them achieve a healthy weight through a fun, energetic fitness routine; and 2.) when no one else will, black men will always fuck a fat, white woman.
Here's some vintage Dick Simmons from the 80s. It will change your life. Enjoy!
Happy Birthday, Richard! Fat, white women can always count on 2 things in this world: 1.) You will always be there to support them and help them achieve a healthy weight through a fun, energetic fitness routine; and 2.) when no one else will, black men will always fuck a fat, white woman.
Here's some vintage Dick Simmons from the 80s. It will change your life. Enjoy!
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