As reported by The Sun, a 30-year-old UK woman, Nicola Paginton, was found dead with a vibrator at her side while porn still played on her laptop.It was determined that this, otherwise, healthy young woman suffered a heart attack brought on by sexual arrousal. She was a nanny and according to her employer, appeared fit and healthy the previous day.
Please, please, please. When I die and people ask, just say, "natural causes." C'mon! If you can do it for Brittany Murphy, you can do it for me!
Also, if anyone finds out what porn she was watching, contact me immediately. I am in need of some killer porn.
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