You know, somehow it warms the cockles of my cold, little heart to know that childhood idol, Harry Potter, is somewhere in the world getting absolutely shit-canned right now!
Guess who turned 21 today!?! That's right... it's wand wielding sorcerer, Daniel Radcliffe! Happy Birthday, Harry!
Please, please, please... Someone... Anyone... Please, take a Sharpie and draw a lightning bolt on his forehead after he passes out!
And maybe, if there's time, write "Ron Weasley's penis wuz here!" on his cheek. Fucking Classic!
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