Hot Under the 'Collar!'

The second season of USA Network's original series, "White Collar," began last night, July 13th 2010. After a super-successful first season, USA has ordered an indefinite number of episodes. Tim DeKay returns as Special Agent Peter Burke. Tiffani Thiessen of "Saved By the Bell" fame returns as Elizabeth Burke. Oooh and Matt Bomer... Dreamy, blue-eyed Matt Bomer... returns as conman, Neal Caffrey. I, once again, get to spend my Tuesday nights with Matt Bomer!

I just have one thing to say about this...

Sorry, Nick Jonas!!! The Winner of this Wet T-shirt Contest is...

God bless you, Matt Bomer! (Or as I like to call you, Matt Boner! See? See what I did there? I replaced "Bomer" with "Boner." High-larious! I know, I know.) You wear gay-face so well... you and Neil Patrick Harris. I just may have to actually sit through an episode of "White Collar" now.

Whatever happened to wet t-shirt contests anyway? Do we do those anymore? Oh, how I miss the 90s.