Everyone's favorite crack whore, Lindsay Lohan, left Century Regional Detention Center early Monday morning, and no one has a damn picture!?! All we have is a picture of this asshole!?! Are you freakin' kidding me!?!
I've searched everywhere!!! I actually even went on to real news sites in search of photos!!! And I believe you know how I feel about sites that only report carefully constructed, factual news postings. Bleck! I prefer gossip and speculation and... mmmmm... photoshopped images. That's what Daddy likes!
Lindsay Lohan was released from Lynwood on Monday morning at 12:01 am. I was told that she didn't leave the facility until 1:35 am, because she was having her hair done. She made arrangements late last week due to the certainty of press upon her release.
So, where are the damn pictures!?!
Could it be that L.A. paparazzi are simply sick of stalking our little Lilo? Do you think there were photographers who heard their alarm clocks and said, "Aaah, screw it! I'm not getting out of bed for that bitch AGAIN!"?
Lindsay went directly to the UCLA Medical Center to begin her 90-day sentence of rehab instead of the originally ordered, Morningside Facility. Judge Marsha Revel felt that the Morningside Facility was a little too lax and visitor friendly for Lilo's needs. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!! We may not see so much as a single image of cokey for 90 whole days!!! What the hell am I going to write about for 90 freakin' days!?!
Well, I'm severely disappointed. Ok, I'm pissed. And a little hurt. Et tu, Perez Hiton? Not one photo? So, instead, here's a picture of a one-legged stripper. It's not Lohan, but it's close... in that it's a little pathetic and a whole lot trashy!
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